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"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 08/04/2014 at 01:35 • Filed to: None

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Was AMAZING. Best movie I've seen since either Catching Fire, or the Lego Movie.

Also saw Divergent this weekend, it wasn't so great.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/04/2014 at 01:37

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Karen Gillan?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 08/04/2014 at 01:44

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is blue and has no hair. So you know if you're into that kind of thing...

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/04/2014 at 01:45

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Well I prefer the Doctor Who version so...

Abject_Penitent > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/04/2014 at 01:50

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The balance of humor and heart was perfect. And I was worried about rocket but damn they nailed him

GhostZ > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/04/2014 at 01:51

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Best movie I've seen since either Catching Fire, or the Lego Movie.

This made me wince. Not a very high bar you're reaching for, is it?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/04/2014 at 02:00

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Definitely one of the best I've seen in a while. Just watched it tonight.

PS9 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/04/2014 at 02:15

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Hey, an oppo(haha)rtunity to remind a fellow opponaut that horrible things exist!

Remember Avatar? The James Cameron thing? Remember the weird-ass subplot where Jake hair-fucked one of the natives? Well someone thought that scene didn't go far enough and went on ahead and made a porn parody. (trailer is safe for work)

Not so bad, and even expected, you say? Oh, but it get's worse! Fleshlight made a...a... companion sleeve to go with the movie (linked because pic is very much NOT safe for work). Yep, that's right, you can smash some Na'vi pussy right along with your hero jake as he and another actress get it on after being sandblasted with tacky blue paint.

That's got to be the least sexiest thing I've ever written. Don't know about you, but I can't wait 'til this ain't Guardians of the Galaxy hits local (private and coin operated) theaters!

George Costanza > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/04/2014 at 02:17

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Not just a good marvel movie but one of my favorites of all time.

Spoon II > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/04/2014 at 03:01

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Going to see it this week, pumped for it!

Mattbob > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/04/2014 at 07:24

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Agreed. Great movie.

Mattbob > GhostZ 08/04/2014 at 07:26

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whoa man. The lego movie was awesome.

Jayhawk Jake > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 08/04/2014 at 08:31

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Better than the Avengers, which is saying something

Jayhawk Jake > GhostZ 08/04/2014 at 08:33

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Well the Lego Movie was great and Catching Fire was pretty decent too.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jayhawk Jake 08/04/2014 at 09:31

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I agree, but I wasn't a huge fan of the Avengers.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > George Costanza 08/04/2014 at 09:39

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Yeah like it's up there with Scott Pilgrim vs The World for me, and that IS my favorite movie, The Lego movie, and Princess Bride would be dukin' it out for third.